Pick Up Lines Of 12 Historical Figures That Will Make You Go LOL!!

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Ecstasy = Meat x Circumference²

 



The ladies are gonna love this Moonlight Sonata

 



Make love not war #naanviolence

 



The 11th Commandment?

 



The visits at “Menlo” Park have never been more excited

 



Some more new worlds are about to be discovered

 



Now you know the reason why 1 in 200 people are direct decendents of Genghis Khan

 



10/10 would revolt

 



May be he needed to add one more line when he said this “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

 



It looks like the Prophet has paradise in his mind

 



Safety first Socrates you need a Trojan!

 



There will be plenty of gold in that mine * wink *